Monday, May 4, 2009

3 ways to become a geek.

1. Be a law's student. Eat law for breakfast, study at the library until 11 Pm. Read jurisprudence about Omar Khadr in summer, when you're suppose to drink, make drugs, and sleep.
1.1 Use juridical vocabulary about 10 times a day. Make sure to put discretely the words "notwithstanding" and " préjudiciable" when you want to talk about serious stuff.
2. have a new blog. always have on mind some new cute stuff to put up.
3. have a serious boyfriend for 2 years from now on. call him your fiancé because you both have planned to be wifey & husband one day. With a cute dog and a nice wardrobe. (only kidding)




2 comments:

  1. really loved counting the spelling mistakes in this one. you're so bilingual, it hurts.

    true story; when you can't speak english, isn't it a little ambitious to consider yourself an english speaking blogger? that's what i understood from it all. are you being like, totally international here?

    i should start a blog in russian, it's the fucking future.

    get a life. french is great, embrace it.

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  2. I don't know if I should laugh after reading this random hatorade.
    You're right, i never pretended that I was bilingual. But why so angry/ironic? Calm down, take a chill pill, and stop putting meaningless/overused sentence like ''Get a life''.

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